1. When Blanche got dragged so badly by Sophia in The Golden Girls:
2. When Don Draper made you want to save this comeback for your own repertoire in Mad Men:
3. When Stephanie called Kimmy Gibler a whore, and it totally went over your head as a kid in Full House:
4. When Laurie slept with Kelso, and Jackie retaliated in That ’70s Show:
5. When Spike was the king of snark in Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
6. When Emily proved she was the most savage mom alive in Gilmore Girls:
7. When Quinn’s parents noticed her new tattoo, and Daria shut her down instantly in Daria:
8. When Kimmy totally won this battle with Xan in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt:
9. When Lupita absolutely obliterated Doug and Andy in Weeds:
10. When Alex tormented Izzie about her past as a model, but she got the last laugh in Grey’s Anatomy:
11. When Geoffrey was continuously sassy toward Uncle Phil and his weight in The Fresh Prince:
12. When Dan tried to use Jonah for intelligence, and Selina had enough in Veep:
13. When Lizzie finally stood up to Kate in Lizzie McGuire:
14. When George took a note from The Jerk Store in Seinfeld:
15. When Fran was done with C.C.’s shit in The Nanny:
16. When Monica finally had enough in Friends:
17. And, of course, when Michael Scott roasted every single person in The Office:
