How I Met Your Mother: 10 Of Barney’s Most Inappropriate Pickup Lines

To say Barney was promiscuous would be an understatement. He loved the ladies, was seemingly successful with them, and would stop at nothing to get a girl he saw across the room. Sometimes, however, this led to some really inappropriate pick-up lines that would almost definitely result in a fierce slap in the face nowadays.

I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a ‘soul boner

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them

What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken… maybe some sex?

There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?

I’m also a horny devil

Barney: “Excuse me, did I sleep with you and then screw you over?” Woman: “No, I don’t think so.” Barney: “Dammit! In that case, would you like to go out?”

Daddy’s home…

I wanna lick you all over like the Liberty Bell

Come with me if you want to bang


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